Have a laugh...

Things that made me laugh out loud this week!!

Home Protection

A must have in every home in America!
For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!
In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product
may skyrocket. The dummies in Washington think they are going to take
away our guns, so check this out.
I like it!
They'd NEVER think of NAIL GUNS!
They're concentrating on doing away with the BULLET-TYPE of ammunition!
HAH! I think I'm gonna buy ME some NAIL GUNS and NAILS!!!!
AND, we don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!
HA! HOW STUPID ARE THEY!!!
AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!
Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

 

New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit
back, and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just
fire away. With the hundred round magazine,
you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of
fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

This was a forward email from my Uncle.  I can just picture someone somewhere trying to put up a fence this way and being shocked when it doesn't work!

Last but not least is the link to "The Real Story -How Amish Friendship Bread Came to Be".  This made my day and has kept me chuckling for a couple of days!!  Love that boy!!